DRONE WAR by Tina Field Howe–Award Winning Screenwriter

Now in Development stage of production by my company BPOLIN PRODUCTIONS–Bart Polin Producer.  Investments in–please contact @ bpolin@cox.net

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R.I.P. HAROLD RAMIS 24/2/14

R.I.P. HAROLD RAMIS. U WERE ONE OF THE NICEST, MOST CREATIVE PEEPS I EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. Forget that we met at a urinal at UCSC when your daughter graduated from there with a degree in broadcasting and film. Forget that I didn’t wash my hands when I shook yours for a long long time while talking @ adjoining urinals. I swear I wasn’t comparing size. Although mine WAS QUITE LARGER. You were an icon to me guy. I will always remember that moment. In fact NOW I’ll wash my hands for the first time since then. Gonna miss you dude. Carry on Ghostbuster.

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MY EARLY YEAR BITCH!

I’VE BITCHED INTENSELY on here over the years about AUTO-CORRECT & SIRI…………………………………..Now here comes my final bitch–and its just as bad if not, even worse…………………….AUTO-RENEWAL! I am fuc**n sick and tired of other companies like magazines, cable companies, phone companies, internet sites (all of em) and just about everyone nowadays resorting to AUTO-RENEWAL. And if you do try and cancel it upon signing up……………..what do they do—-they insert a remark–“cancelling auto-renewal will cancel your subscription effective today”. Wunnerful and F* U. So now these companies because of massive layoffs have their computers do all the renewals for us–shitty service or whatever–just so long as they don’t have to do it themselves or worse yet–God forbid give US THE PAYORS the control over our own F*n money. We’re goin to hell on the fast track. This is just another example of how we let ourselves go. THIS IS NOT A CONVENIENCE FOLKS……………………….ITS TAKING AWAY OUR CONTROL OF OUR OWN HARD-EARNED MONEY. NO ONE F*S WITH MY MONEY BUT ME AND MY FAMILY. Just don’t get me started on AUTO BILLING whereby they take your money from your bank account each and every month to pay for shit–like cable and so forth. Different than auto-renewal because auto-renewal you’re renewing something. Auto-billing, is giving these bastards control over your entire bank account. BEWARE. HORROR STORIES ARE A MANY……………………………………GO AHEAD–BITCH AT ME ALL YOU WANT FOR THIS POST………………………………..I AIN’T GONNA EVER HEAR IT, OR KNOW ABOUT IT……………………………….I’M ON AUTO F* YOU!

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NO LADIES………

NO LADIES……………………..YOU CANNOT CHIA PET YOU BRAZILIAN WAX JOB FOR THE COLD WINTER MONTHS. DO NOT ASK ME AGAIN. GO GET A TATT, OR A BRILLO PAD.

WINTER MEDICAL UPDATE FOR WOMEN AND MANSCAPED MEN……………………………

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Whoever got into this blog and posted me getting married in 7/12, is news to me. It was hacked in!

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Today’s Entertainment News

Finally, in today’s news, Jerry Springer Show producers, have announced his upcoming exclusive interview w/the original vampire of them all–Nosferatu. He states to Mr. Springer that he’s really getting pissed off at all these neuvo-uber-vampires trying to create a new genre where Werner Herzog left off. He threatened that he will really show America how to suck the blood out of not only small tow…ns ……in Louisiana, and Washington State, but instead, by buying out all of our medical insurance companies, and offering a no buy-in-policy, that no one can afford, including the entire casts of TRUE BLOOD, VAMPIRE DIARIES, TWILIGHT, just for starters. He says, “Let em suck their own blood. When my insurance companies are done w/you all, you will all be the walking-dead.” Since Nosferatu speaks only German………..this special airing of Springer was to be subtitled, but on second thought, producers decided to dub Nosferatu’s voice since demographics make note that only 15% of the shows viewers can read above a 3rd grade reading level.

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MEL GIBSON/LEONARD NIMOY–“50 MINUTES”–A TRUE HOLOCAUST MASTERPIECE. Will NIMOY a devout man of the Jewish Faith, accept the role as the HEAVY playing opposite GIBSON? Will 1 decline & the other accept? Will there be a feud? Will Jodie Foster, Gibsons’ newfound top supporter let him do it? Will she direct? The answers will appear here. A BPOLIN PRODUCTIONS, LLC project for fall release. 

CASTING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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