Finally, in today’s news, Jerry Springer Show producers, have announced his upcoming exclusive interview w/the original vampire of them all–Nosferatu. He states to Mr. Springer that he’s really getting pissed off at all these neuvo-uber-vampires trying to create a new genre where Werner Herzog left off. He threatened that he will really show America how to suck the blood out of not only small tow…ns ……in Louisiana, and Washington State, but instead, by buying out all of our medical insurance companies, and offering a no buy-in-policy, that no one can afford, including the entire casts of TRUE BLOOD, VAMPIRE DIARIES, TWILIGHT, just for starters. He says, “Let em suck their own blood. When my insurance companies are done w/you all, you will all be the walking-dead.” Since Nosferatu speaks only German………..this special airing of Springer was to be subtitled, but on second thought, producers decided to dub Nosferatu’s voice since demographics make note that only 15% of the shows viewers can read above a 3rd grade reading level.